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| Friday,
October
30th, 2009 |
Le
Gourmet
Burger
1433B
Bishop
street,
Downtown
Montréal
(514)435-3535
Open
late
most
nights http://www.legourmetburger.com/
Le
Gourmet
Burger
It’s
tough
to
get
a
good
hamburger
in
Montreal.
Usually,
the
hamburgers
are
tough
as
well — because
we’re
in
Montreal.
Good
buns
are
hard
to
get
a
hold
of,
unless
you
make
them
yourself,
or
have
them
made
to your
specifications.
Most
of
the
shops
here
just
opt
to
stick
with
what’s
already
available.
Perhaps
Costco
rolls;
who
knows.
But
the
bun
is
half
the
burger
and
can
make
or
break
the
whole thing.
No,
I
wouldn’t
want
to
open
a
burger
joint
in
Montreal
unless
I
could
somehow
set
myself
apart
from
the
pack.
Rise
above
the Dilallos,
the
Anecdotes,
the
La
Paryses,
the
scores
of
burger
joints
in
this
city
that
never
really
seem
to
score.
Hop
across
the
border
to
New
York,
or
across
the
country
to San
Francisco,
and
you’re
in
burger
heaven.
So
why
not
Montreal?
Well,
a
fellow named
Georges
Najjar
took
it
upon
himself
to
set
things
straight, to
devote
himself
to
all
things
Burger.
He
flew
around
the States
analyzing
different
burger
places
and
what
set
them
apart
from the
pack.
Surfed
the
Internet.
Krazy-glued
his
remote
control
to
the Food
Channel.
Bought
videos.
In
short,
did
massive
amounts
of
research before
he
was
even
about
to
try
opening
a
burger
joint.
Musashi-san
at
the grill
Thus:
Le
Gourmet
Burger.
There’s
m:brgr,
of
course,
but
Georges
wasn’t
about
to
start
charging
$19.95
for
a
Kobé burger
with
truffle
oil.
No,
he
charges
about
$5
for
a
burger
with
truffle
oil
(truffle
oil
three
bucks
extra!)
And
Georges has
his
own
dedicated
butcher
to
whom
he
specifies
which
cuts
he
wants
and
how
he
wants
them
ground.
His
rolls
are all
custom-baked.
Gourmet
Burger
doesn’t
have
those
fancy
names
for
each
burger — you
know, “The
Italian” or “The
Singapore
Swing” or
some
other
such
nonsense
that
so
many
burger
joints
indulge
in.
Here,
you
start
with
a
charcoal-grilled
burger,
made
in
front of
you,
which
comes
automatically
with
grilled
onions
and
tomatoes
in
a
brioche
bun.
This
is
$5.
Extras,
such
as
cheeses,
coleslaw, hummus,
fried
eggs,
pesto,
beets,
hot
peppers,
Caramelized
fig
walnuts,
truffle
oil,
foie
gras
etc.
are
all
less
than
$3
(except
for the
foie
gras
at
$5).
There
are
several
condiments
available,
which
include
wasabi
mayo,
Dutch
mayo,
garlic
mayo
and
so
on,
but also
includes
good
ol’ French’s
(hello,
Dillalo).
Regular
fries
I
opted
for
the
regular
burger
with
bacon
and
Swiss
(pictured).
Others
at
the
table
went
for
the
foie
gras,
mushrooms
.
.
.
I
can’t
recall
exactly,
but
the
grill
chef,
with
Georges’ help,
whipped
them
out
in
about
ten
minutes.
Sides
were
grease-free
fries,
either
straight,
sweet,
or
a
combination.
My
burger,
pre-condiments
Those
among
us
who
prefer
to
be
able
to
specify
how
we
wanted
our
burgers
done
(I
like
mine
medium)
were
swiftly
admonished,
and
rightly
so.
There
are
the
handcuffs
on
burgers
in
this
city.
They
MUST
be
cooked
to
well
done,
by
law. “You’d
have
to
sign
a
waiver,” said
Georges, “absolving
us
in
case
you
got
sick.” Hmm.
I’ll
cogitate
on
that
one.
Got
any
forms
at
the
counter,
Georges?
But
the
burgers?
Redolent
of
wood-smoke,
large
but
manageable,
on
a
soft,
slightly
sweet
roll,
the
fries
a
tad
more
Montréalais
than
I
prefer
(you
know,
thick
instead
of
matchstick,
dark
instead
of
golden — but
I’m
a
Yank
so
it
doesn’t
matter)
but
still
great
with
the
multiple
sauces — well,
it
looks
like
Georges
seems
to
be
on
track
to
compete
on
the
Montreal
burger
circuit.
And
with
a
bill
for
myself
and
my
wife
including
all
the
extras
and
dessert,
including
tax
and
tip
hovering
around
$20,
I’d
say
Georges
has
a
good
thing
going
here.
It’s
all
still
a
bit
young,
but
beer
and
wine
are
in
the
works
and
when
they
arrive
I
know
where
I’ll
be
going
for
my
Montreal
burger
fix.
Oh,
christ,
almost
forgot.
Check
out
the
bathroom!

– Reviewed
by
Nicholas
Robinson
(Oct/09)
|
| Wednesday,
February
11th,
2009 |
Tre
Marie
6934
Clark,
Montreal
|
Tel.
514.277-9859
|
Washrooms
not
handicapped
accessible
Cold
night,
last
minute
decision,
4
people.
Family
dinner.
Dad’s
going
on
96
and
can
still
eat
the
rest
of
us
under
the
table.
Where
to
go?
Nothing
too
fancy,
but
something
that
is
tasty
and
will
stay
with
us.
Nothing
sums
this
up
like
Italian.
I
haven’t
been
to
Tre
Marie
since,
well,
maybe
they
tore
down
the
walls
and
enlarged
the
dining
room,
perhaps
15
years
ago.
There’s
still
one
of
the
original
threesome
in
the
restaurant.
Rosina
Fabrizio
is
almost
86
and
she
still
puts
in
over
12
hour
days.
She
was
there
when
I
was
last
there
and
she
may
still
be
there
the
next
time.
The
menu
hasn’t
changed
much
either.
This
is
where
you
go
for
hearty,
basic
Neapolitan
fare:
veal
parmigana,
mussels
in
a
slightly
spicy
tomato
sauce,
lasagna
with
whole
eggs,
minced
veal
and
layers
of
noodles.
Nothing
fancy
but
as
good
as
what
your
grandmother
would
make,
assuming
she
was
from
Naples.
Ask
for
the
chilis – they
come
in
a
spicy
oil
which
oozes
nicely
over
the
pasta.
The
dishes
are
hearty – specials
are
in
the
$20
range
and
include
either
a
very
good
soup
(minestrone
or
tortellini
in
a
chicken
broth)
or
a
small
salad
and
a
choice
of
a
few
mains
including
meat
and
fish
dishes.
The
menu
changes
daily.
The
wine
list
is
small
with
decent
bottles
of
Chianti
and
Valpolicella
in
the
$30s.
The
décor
is
central
casting,
circa “Moonstruck”:
brick
walls,
crowded
tables,
napery
on
the
tables.
No
matter
where
you
are – the
dining
room
has
a
few
angles
-
it
feels
like
you
are
in
that
slightly
smaller
section
just
off
the
kitchen.
Tables
are
set
from
two
to
twenty.
There
is
a
feeling
that,
if
you
come
early
as
we
did,
the
big
party
is
just
about
to
arrive.
The
desserts
(tiramisu,
cannoli,
tartufo,
granita)
are
acceptable
but
nothing
to
rave
about.
Service
is
good
and
the
espresso
is
fine,
as
it
should
be
in
Little
Italy.
You
don’t
come
here
for
the
fine
dining,
you
come
for
la
famiglia:
tasty
homestyle
cooking,
a
great
welcoming
smile,
and
change
in
your
pocket
(and
likely
a
doggie
bag)
when
you
leave. – Reviewed
by
The
Flavourguy
(Barry
Lazar)
(Feb/09)
|
| Sunday,
December
14th,
2008 |
Basi
77,
ave.
Shamrock,
corner
Casgrain,
opposite
Jean-Talon
Market
|
Tel.
514.750.0774
Sun,
Tue-Thur:
11:30am-11pm,
Fri-Sat:
11:30am-3am,
Closed
Mondays
here
was
a
time,
in
my
youth,
when
things
seemed
simpler;
more
well
defined
in
the
world
of
food.
Everything
was
hyper-delineated,
with
no
cross-boundaries.
Greek
was
Greek
and
everyone
knew
what
souvlaki
was.
Japanese
was
merely
laughable
by
today's
standards.
Everyone
knew
that
Japanese
had
teriyaki
in
everything,
even
if
no
one
knew
quite
what
teriyaki
was.
Chinese
was
chow-mein,
chop-suey,
fried-rice
and
egg-rolls.
There
were
no
standouts,
no
rebels.
Fast
forward
to
today,
when
everyone
is
trying
to
stand
out,
where
cilantro
or
lemongrass
or
galangal
are
now
no
longer
near-unpronounceable
exotic
ingredients
from
the
hinterlands
of
Sumatra.
But
somehow
during
all
this
culinary
evolution,
there
always
seemed
to
be
one
constant:
Italian.
With
Italian
cuisine
there
is
no
fenugreek,
palm
sugar,
zatar
or
tamarind
paste.
Dried
pasta
with
good
old
tomatoes,
some
garlic,
a
little
olive
oil,
maybe
some
onion
powder
and
that
was
it.

So
carry
it
through
to
someone
who
likes
to
cook
and
you'll
see
that
it
seems
to
be
one
of
the
easiest
ethnic
foods
to
recreate
at
home.
Which
brings
me
to
why
I
don't
like
to
go
out
to
eat
Italian
food.
Mainly,
I
don't
like
to
spend
money
to
make
something
that
I
can
make
perfectly
well
myself.
Spaghetti
bolognese:
basta.
Garlic
bread:
mangiare.
Sunday
Gravy:
bada-bing
bada-boom.
So
it
was
with
slight
reluctance
that
I
set
out
tonight
for
dinner
at
Basi,
a
young
restaurant
near
Jean-Talon
market.
I'd
been
seduced
by
a
chance
encounter;
I'm
an
inveterate
stopper-by
when
I
see
an
outside
menu
and
as
I
passed
by
on
some
market-shopping
day
I
noticed
Basi,
a
cornerfront
resto
pretty
much
opposite
Capitol,
the
Italian
grocer,
and
was
immediately
attracted
to
it.
Nah,
I
said
to
myself,
after
peering
in
through
the
window,
out
of
my
league.
I
thought
this
place
probably
serves
Lobster
Tails "fra
diavolo" at
$45
a
pop,
Penne
all'arrabbiata
at
$36
for
some
overcooked/underspiced
crap,
the
usual
pantheon
of
Montreal
choose-your-sauce
and
type-of-pasta
at
prices
that
match
the
decor,
which
in
this
case
was,
well,
outrageously
beautiful – a
symphony
in
blue
and
white.
It
just
had
all
the
upscaleness
of
St.
Laurent
and
Buonanotte
and
Matteo
and
Med
Grill
and
all
the
rest
of
those
tight-skirted
overpriced
Primadonnas.
Forget
it,
I
said.
I
can
make
pasta.
But
I
had
to
use
the
bathroom,
so
after
I
got
a
chance
to
look
at
their
menu
more
closely
and
to
my
surprise
there
were
no
$45
fra
diavolos
nor
$36
pennes.
In
fact,
pretty
much
nothing
was
over
$30,
and
most
way
under.
Most
appetizers
at
$6.00.
Huh?
Carpaccio
for
$6.00?
In
a
place
that
looks
like
it
was
designed
by
AG&F
architetti?
Many
wines
in
the
$30
range?

appetizers
I
decided
I
just
had
to
eat
here,
if
only
to
find
out
who
was
behind
it.
And
so
it
was
that
I
and
my
companion
arrived
a
bit
late
at
8:30
in
the
evening
on
a
cold
Wednesday
evening
to
see
what
it
was
exactly
that
I
would
not
be
able
to
cook
myself.
As
it
turned
out,
the
whole
menu
was
way
beyond
anything
I
could
imagine
creating
in
my
own
kitchen.
After
we
sat
down
in
one
of
the
high-backed
white
booths,
we
were
approached
by
Lynn,
the
co-owner
and
lovely
wife
of
chef-owner
Maurizio
Mercuri
who
came
to
greet
us
and
tell
us
a
bit
about
the
restaurant.
"During
the
summer,
it
can
be
wild," she
said,
somewhat
wistfully,
in
response
to
a
question
about
the
quietness
that
night. "The
terrasse
really
draws
them
in,
and
after
all,
we're
literally
opposite
the
market." Indeed.
The
view
from
our
bay
window
was
the
lights
of
the
market
and
I
have
myself
been
victim
of
the
insane
throngs
that
go
through
it
during
a
typical
summer's
day.
As
we
examined
the
menu,
we
observed
a
large
family
party,
children
and
all,
having
heaps
of
fun,
somewhat
incongruously
cavorting
in
the
middle
of
the
room,
sitting
in
amazing,
low-slung
blue
armchairs,
but
at
the
same
time
my
eye
was
distracted
from
the
menu
by
banks
of
retro
wood-framed
TVs
all
broadcasting
exactly
the
same
silent
program,
in
this
case
an
E-Channel
special
on
Hugh
Hefner
with
Italian
subtitles.
Hilarious!
25-odd
TVs
all
showing
70s-era
clips
in
an
Italian
restaurant
opposite
Jean-Talon
market.
Who
knew?
But
it
all
somehow
melded
seamlessly.
Danny,
our
server,
sidled
silently
over
and
took
our
order,
never
intrusive
throughout
the
meal
yet
never
neglectful.
To
begin,
for
some
reason
not
entirely
known
to
us,
a
surprise
treat
was
delivered
on
a
rectangular
plate:
cherry
tomatoes
stuffed
with
arugula
pesto,
celery
chips
with
black
olive
tapenade,
roasted
red
peppers
stuffed
with
mozzarella
di
bufala
and
smoked
prosciutto
with
butternut
squash – all
a
sublime
explosion
of
fresh
flavors.
Perhaps
the
chef
was
using
us
as
guinea
pigs;
at
any
rate,
it
might
not
be
on
the
menu,
but
I
think
all
you
have
to
do
is
ask.
The
carpaccio
entrée
was
visually
delectable:
slivers
of
beef
on
a
bed
of
greens
with
capers
and
olives
in
a
balsamic
marinade.
As
an
aficionado
of
strong
tastes,
I
felt
it
lacked
a
certain
vinegariness,
but
the
meat
was
supremely
supple,
the
greens
were
crunchy
with
not
a
hint
of
too
much
time
spent
in
the
refrigerator,
and
the
entire
plate
was
pretty
much
devoured.
My
companion's
Crespeli
(crêpes)
with
wild
mushroom
sauce
was
one
of
those
dishes
in
which
your
mouth
doesn't
have
any
idea
what
the
ingredients
are
but
discovers
them
one
by
one
and
encourages
a
tendency
to
swoon.
There
is
a
small
but
focused
menu
for
the
mains.
One
senses
not
a
need
to
be
different
from
all
the
rest,
but
a
need
to
simplify
and
beautify
without
being
overly
eccentric,
and
this
seems
to
extend
itself
to
the
holistic
philosophy
behind
the
entire
concept
of
the
place
from
top
to
bottom.
What's
amazing
is
that
this
is
accomplished
without
a
ding
to
pricing
or
friendliness;
I
am
not
kidding
when
I
say
that
I
don't
want
too
many
people
to
find
out
about
this
place.
My
order
of
Gamberi – shrimp – in
pastis
Marsellaise
was
simply
superb.
There
were
only
three
shrimp,
but
they
were
the
biggest
I
have
ever
seen,
almost
5
inches
long,
butterflied
and
perfectly
cooked
in
a
subtle
anise/garlic
sauce
that
tenderised
rather
than
rubberised.
My
companion's
rack
of
lamb
was
a
hefty
portion
of
succulent,
buttery
lamb
that
was
not
a
hair
overdone,
and
I'm
not
a
big
lamb
fan.
In
all
cases,
portions
were
large
but
not
overwhelming.

gamberi

lamb
The
Pear
Maraspan
dessert
was
magnificent
and
the
two
different
coffees,
one
with
Kahlua
and
one
with
Tia
Maria,
both
cobbled
together
to
our
specifications,
were
the
caps
on
a
glorious
meal.
There
were
a
few
gripes:
the
lighting
was
quite
dim
for
these
tired
eyes
and
the
writing
on
the
menu
quite
small,
and
I
debate
the
need
for
the
screaming,
blinking "Ouvert" sign
that
illuminated
our
table
from
outside.
It
cheapens
the
outstanding
design
that
is
the
hallmark
of
the
restaurant.
Thank
god
that
for
once
the
food
matches
or
even
surpasses
its
surroundings.

After
the
dinner
Maurizio
poked
his
head
out
from
the
kitchen
to
see
how
we'd
liked
it
and
I
was
amazed
that
he
himself
had
produced
the
whole
affair,
not
delegating
to
an
underling,
that
is
probably
the
norm
with
all
the
other
upscaled
Italian
joints
on
the
Main.
This,
I
decided,
is
a
family
place
cunningly
disguised
as
an
upscale
eatery
but
at
family
prices.
The
food
was
nothing
short
of
outstanding;
hardly
a
single
miss
throughout
the
evening.
And
I'll
be
damned
if
I
thought
I
could
ever
make
it
at
home. – Reviewed
by
Chef
Nick
(Dec/08)
|
| Thursday,
December
4th,
2008 |
Marché 27
27
rue
Prince-Arthur
West
(one
block
west
of
St-Laurent)
|
Tel:
(514)
287
2725
f
this
was
my
restaurant,
I’d
change
a
few
things.
The
lighting
is
spectacular
except
at
the
very
front,
where
in
the
evenings
if
you’re
unlucky
enough
to
get
seated
there,
you
feel
like
you’re
sitting
at
a
picnic
table
next
to
neon
fishbowl.
Funny,
the
lighting
is
perfect
elsewhere.
Note
the
cool
little
blue
light
hanging
over
the
place
where
Mr.
Chefie
chops
up
the
salmon
tartare
right
before
your
very
eyes.
That’s
the
kind
of
detail
I’m
talking
about.
Other
details
I
love:
the
quite
unusual
use
of
tile
half-way
up
the
wall
that
then
turns
to
a
chalkboard
where
the
wine
list
is
printed
directly
in
block
letters.
Good
selection
of
wines,
a
bit
plain,
but
nicely
priced.
Wine
chalkboard/wall
is
right
next
to
the
little
sign
that
says
you
can
have
a
jar
of
pickles
or
a
side
of
fries
or
onion
rings
with
anything.


Details
I
love:
the
beautiful
waitresses
with
their
long
floppy
ponytails.
The
silent
busboy
guy
who
fills
my
water
glass,
sets
the
table
next
to
ours.
I
like
how
the
waitress
pours
me
more
wine
than
my
husband
gets.
This
is
always
a
bonus.
The
seating.
Again
it’s
unusual,
but
it
works
just
fine.
Bench
seating
along
one
wall,
complemented
with
low
square
stools.
It
all
works.
But
when
you
first
walk
in
you
think – what
kind
of
place
is
this?
Yes,
it’s
a
bit
quirky,
not
a
diner,
not
a
cafeteria,
a
blendo
resto.
One
new
dinner
special
each
night – we
had
pork
chop
with
caramelized
butternut
squash,
fennel
and
apples
and
it
was
lovely.
When
here
previously
for
lunch,
I
got
to
sample
one
of
the
best
burgers
I’ve
ever
had.
In
my
life.
And
it
contained
blue
cheese.
Well,
you
know
how
I
feel
about
stinky
cheese.
But
this
burger
is
really
really
fabulous.
And
the
fries
are
included.
Not
so
with
the
tuna
burger,
a
very
big
almost
giant
piece
of
mostly
raw
lightly
seared,
on
a
great
bun.
But
no
fries.
And
frankly
no
great
zesty
sauce
either.
How
about
a
little
wasabi
mayo?

what's
for
dinner?
I’ve
eaten
here
now
a
half
dozen
times,
from
when
it
first
opened
in
the
early
part
of
last
winter
(was
it
February?),
up
to
and
including
last
week.
I
like
the
glass
food
cases
where
you
can
see
(sort
of)
what
you’re
going
to
get
for
dinner.
I
love
how
newcomers
walk
in,
and
after
they
settle
their
coats
and
order
their
drinks,
they
walk
around
the
whole
restaurant,
peering
in
the
entire
span
of
food
windows,
including
the
neon
fish-bowl
one
up
front
with
the
desserts.
The
fries,
lemme
tell
you,
they
are
spectacular.
Homemade,
thin,
peel
left
on,
heavily
salted.
Large
serving.
Very
delicious
homemade
chili
dipping
sauce
(which
I
then
proceed
to
slather
on
the
tuna
burger
I
ordered,
did
I
say
it
was
missing
something
zingy?).

super
delicious
blue
cheese
burger,
with
fries

giant
tuna
burger
The
music – and
I’m
getting
weird
about
music
these
days – in
this
place
is
hands-down
great,
a
nice
mix
of
80s
and
90s,
and
not
too
loud.
Just
loud
enough.
There’s
a
growing
trend
I’ve
found
in
restos
lately
to
have
the
stereo
on
freaking
loud
(M:Brgr)
with
duelling
closed-captioned
TVs
(hmm,
also
M:Brgr)
that
makes
the
whole
atmosphere
of
the
place
rather
irritating
(OK,
now
I
guess
I
should
write
up
my
M:Brgr
review
soonly
since
you
pretty
much
know
what
I
think
already,
except
that
they
really
do
have
good
burgers,
ruined
by
a
crummy
bowling
alley
slash
sushi
bar
atmosphere
with
monstrously
irritating
music).
For
value,
Marché 27
is
outstanding.
Dinner
for
two
$40
plus
wine
and
tip.
Beware,
the
desserts
are
not
always
super
fresh – we
had
a
lemon
tiramisu
in
the
summer
that
had
maybe
been
there
for
days,
hard
on
top,
you
get
the
picture.
But
then another time
I
had
a
caramelized
apple
goat
cheese
tartlet
thingie
that could
have
been dessert
but
it
was
an
appetizer,
and
it
was
super
divine.

caramelized
goat
cheese
tart,
good
enough
to
be
dessert
If
anyone’s
listening,
here's
the
summary:
Add
sauce
to
tuna.
Make
fries
included
with
tuna
as
they
are
with
burger.
Dim
the
lights
at
the
front. But
please
don’t
change
anything
else. Especially
don’t
change
that
you’re
located
three
blocks
from
my
house.
Oh
yeah,
and
the
salad
with
apple
cider
vinaigrette
and
pine
nuts
is
one
of
the
best
house
salads
I’ve
ever
had.

duck
panini

house
salad
with
pine
nuts
You
should
go
soon,
for
breakfast,
lunch
or
dinner.
Order
the
salad,
a
big
bottle
of
pinot
noir,
and
the
blue
cheese
burger.
Lemme
know
what
you
think.
Better
yet,
invite
me
to
come
with
you,
I’m
dying
to
go
back.
No
really,
email
me,
I'll
come
at
a
moment's
notice.
-- Reviewed
by
Shelley
MacDonald
Beaulieu
(Dec/08)
Thanks
to
Charity
Weeden
for
additional
pictures.
[Shelley's
on
loan
to
MontrealFood
from
her
new
home
at www.OneRoastVegetable.com]
f
you'd
like
to
be
notified
as
each
new
review
is
posted,
click here. |
| Saturday,
August
23,
2008 |
Stuzzichi
358,
rue
Notre-Dame
E.
(at
St-Denis)
|
Tel.
514-759-0505
Lunch
specials
from
$13.95
to
19.95,
includes
salad
or
ham,
meal,
and
espresso
or
fruit
salad
don’t
have
much
to
say
that’s
very
nice.
You
should
turn
away
if
you’re
looking
for
something
cheerful.
Let
me
start
off
by
admitting
that
I
set
myself
up
a
bit,
because
I
picked
this
place
to
review
with
very
high
hopes.
I
jog
past
this
storefront
several
times
a
week,
it’s
in
my
neighbourhood,
and
it’s
only
been
open
for
a
few
months.

lovely
interior
space
It
catches
my
eye
every
time,
because
from
the
outside
it
is
a
very
attractive
space,
they’ve
hired
a
good
designer,
lots
of
dark
wood,
nice
flooring,
big
shelves
with
products
for
sale.
Even En
Route called
it
a "distinctive,
modern
Italian
eatery
is
just
steps
away
from
bustling
Jacques-Cartier
Square."
But
it’s
always
empty
when
I
run
by.
Granted,
it’s
not
on
rue
St-Paul,
it’s
not
right
in
the
middle
of
high-tourist
traffic.
That’s
OK.
Maybe
then
it
can
safely
avoid
the
tragic
food
offered
to
most
tourists,
think
of
those
men
in
the
streets
with
their
plastic
menus,
eat
here,
eat
here,
we
have
lobster.
So
yesterday
I
got
together
with
some
new
friends,
and
we
met
for
a
lazy
Friday
lunch
at
Stuzzichi.
(Apparently
this
word
means
snack-y
bits
of
tasty
stuff.
Maybe
like
tapas.)
Not
quite.

your
choice
of
starters:
ham
or
salad

Let
me
tell
you
all
the
good
things
first.
Really,
there
are
lots
of
them.
The
floors,
for
example,
are
amazing
dark
brown
wood.
The
tables,
the
furniture,
the
brown
paper,
the
nice
big
square
plates.
Our
waiter,
if
amazingly
uninformed,
has
a
nice
smile
and
tries
as
hard
as
he
can
given
that
he’s
only
serving
two
tables
during
the
entire
Friday
lunch
rush.
Right.
The
good
things.
The
pasta
isn’t
overcooked,
which
is
almost
completely
impossible
to
find
in
this
city.
The
servings
are
large
for
an
à la
carte
lunch,
even
though
the
prices
are
a
bit
more
than
your
average
office
lunch,
it
works
out
to
be
quite
decent
with
the
decaf
espresso
or
the
fruit
salad
thrown
in.
OK.
Here’s
the
part
of
the
review
that
I’ve
been
avoiding.
The
things
that
need
work.
There
were
some
serious
misunderstandings
between
the
menu,
the
waiter’s
knowledge,
and
what
we
were
served.
Apparently
linguine
and
the
fettuccini
are
the
same
sized
noodle,
and
their
sauces
were
also
interchangeable,
although
one
was
a
tad
big
spicier.
In
fact,
there
were
three
different
pastas
served
to
our
table
of
7
guests,
but
if
you
closed
your
eyes,
you’d
have
been
hard
pressed
to
tell
the
difference
between
them
using
your
fork
alone.

lobster
with
tomato
pasta

tomato
fettuccini
with
calamari

this
is
supposed
to
be
linguine
puttanesca,
but
there
are
no
capers

veal
with
mushrooms
and
more
pasta
The
menu
is
just
thinly
enough
written
(and
contradicts
the
chalkboard),
so
we
had
to
ask
what
everything
was/meant,
and
since
the
waiter
didn’t
know,
he
smiled
very
sweetly
and
then
apparently
made
things
up.
Yes.
But
was
the
food
any
good?
Well,
it
was
quite
good,
actually.
The
veal
was
lovely,
even
though
the
mushrooms
where
not
those
advertised.
The
lobster
was
plentiful
and
well
cooked.
But
the
meal
was
also
completely
forgettable
(not
the
company,
just
the
food).
About
4
blocks
from
the
restaurant,
several
of
us
agreed
that
it
was
unlikely
we’d
ever
go
back.

the
lovely
fruit
salad
dessert
Why?
The
food
doesn’t
come
together.
And
that’s
a
shame,
because
while
the
location
may
be
a
tiny
bit
out-of-the-way,
I’ll
walk
a
mile
(or
even
maybe
a
few
kilometres
some
days)
to
eat
somewhere
great.
And
great
has
many
definitions.
But
I’m
afraid
I’ll
only
be
back
if
I
wake
up
one
day
craving
smiling
waiters
tossed
with
a
nice
serving
of
hardwood
flooring. – Reviewed
by
Shelley
MacDonald
Beaulieu
(Aug/08)
Thanks
to
Nick
Wolf
for
additional
pictures.
[Shelley's
on
loan
to
MontrealFood
from
her
new
home
at www.OneRoastVegetable.com]
|
| Monday,
November
5,
2007 |
Ciociaro
Sports
Bar
and
Grill
8868
boulevard
Langelier,
Saint-Leonard
|
Tel.
514-324-3700
his
is
one
of
those
places
you
really
hope
you’re
going
to
like.
You
know
the
place:
colourful
characters
standing
by
the
bar,
drinking
beer,
sipping
lattes,
conversing
in
a
loud
jovial
manner;
a
table
of
fashion
conscious
women
sitting
on
the
terrace
taking
advantage
of
an
unusually
hot
October
night;
and
the
sparse
tables,
adorned
with
families
eagerly
eating,
watching
the
Montreal
Canadians
about
to
surprise
everyone
by
beating
Buffalo.

The
restaurant
is
packed.
Behind
the
front
section
of
the
bar,
a
young
man
feverishly
makes
espressos
and
cappuccinos,
while
at
the
end
of
the
bar,
a
small
kitchen
is
visible
to
all
the
seated
patrons,
and
I
watch
two
young
bewildered
looking
lads
making
salads
and
cooking
meat.
Which
brings
us
to
the
food,
but
wait;
where’s
the
waiter.
I
make
eye
contact
with
one
and
before
I
know
it
he
appears
right
next
to
me
smiling
fretfully.
I
ask
him
what’s
good
here
to
which
he
replies “everything,
but
our ‘sangwitches’ are
the
best.”
Ciociaro’s
doesn’t
offer
much
in
its
choice
of
food,
but
casual
resto
bars
such
as
these
don’t
need
to.
What’s
important
in
a
place
like
this
is
to
produce
something
outstanding.
It
may
only
be
one
stand-out
item – like
the
smoked
meat
at
Schwartz’s,
or
the
subs
at
Café Milano.
Ciociaro’s
has
the
potential,
but
currently
falls
short.
The
small
pizza
($4.00)
has
a
thick
bready
crust
which
resembles
a
pizza
fritta
and
is
topped
with
sliced
tomato
and
bocconcini
cheese
that
has
seen
better
days.
I
was
later
informed
that
the
pizza
was
not
made
in
the
restaurant – “we
just
heat
it
up.” They
would
be
better
off
without
it.
Same
could
be
said
about
the
Arancini
($4.00),
fried
balls
of
risotto
coated
with
egg,
flour,
and
breadcrumbs,
with
a
stuffing
in
the
centre.
They
are
usually
filled
with
mozzarella,
but
it
can
also
be
meat
or
tomato
sauce.
This
version’s
crust
lacks
in
orange
colour
and
surface
crunch,
probably
from
sitting
too
long
in
a
refrigerated
plastic
box
in
a
display
counter.
The
risotto
tastes
bland
and
is
way
too
white,
which
makes
me
wonder
if
they
use
any
chicken
stock
at
all,
or
just
use
plain
water
when
cooking
it.
Again “we
just
heat
it
up” and
again,
they
would
be
better
off
without
it.
The
main
course:
chicken
pesto
pressed
panini
($9.50),
but
how
does
it
taste?
Fantastic.
The
chicken
is
finely
chopped
and
married
with
onion,
red
pepper,
and
other
tasty
spices,
and
comes
with
fries
or
salad.
My
other
dining
companion
had
a
steak
sub
($8.00)
on
ciabatta
bread,
heated
so
that
the
bread
becomes
crusty
but
still
soft
in
the
centre.
It
has
good
flavour
with
tomato,
cheese
and
marinated
eggplants,
but
in
my
opinion
could
have
benefited
from
more
caramelized
onions.
Also
very
good
was
the
Italian
sausage
sub
($8.00);
the
sausage
is
split
open
and
cooked
to
perfection,
complemented
with
eggplant,
lettuce,
tomato,
cheese
and
onion.
The
lettuce
was
dressed
with
a
vinaigrette
which
rounded
out
the
flavour
nicely.
Which
brings
us
to
my
sandwich
choice,
a
veal
parmiggiano
sub;
it
looks
harmless
enough
and
when
I
took
my
first
bite,
I
still
thought “not
bad.” Second
bite,
and
I
realize
something
is
wrong.
Third
bite,
no,
could
it
be?
I
licked
the
red
sauce
and
then
I
realized
the
evil
within.
The
sauce
was
ready-made,
prepared,
jarred,
ragu,
Presto,
Catelli.
Let
me
put
this
into
perspective:
giving
an
Italian
ready-made
tomato
sauce
is
like
giving
a
French
cheese
maker
Cheese-Whiz
on
melba
toast.
Where’s
the
love?
There
is
nothing
tedious
or
complicated
in
making
a
proper
tomato
sauce.
Olive
oil,
garlic,
and
real
tomatoes – canned
whole
plum
tomatoes
or
the
puréed
pasata
tomatoes
would
do
just
fine.
And
this
is
made
worse
given
that
everyone
who
works
in
this
restaurant
is
Italian.
Even
sliced
tomatoes
broiled
under
the
cheese
would
have
been
better.
Feeling
irritated,
I
stand
up
to
get
a
better
view
of
the
kitchen,
which
reveals
nothing,
so
I
venture
to
the
back
room.
Passing
both
bathrooms,
the
door
to
the
stockroom
is
open.
My
suspicions
prove
true:
the
villain
is
Catelli.
I
spot
a
case
of
twelve
jars
and
am
just
about
to
pick
one
of
them
up,
when
all
of
a
sudden
I
hear
a
voice
asking
if
I
need
help – “just
looking
for
the
bathroom,” I
quickly
respond,
feeling
a
little
jumpy
from
my
James
Bondesque
undercover
work.
The
young
waiter
shows
me
the
bathroom
door.
I
figured
an
espresso
would
help
with
the
healing
process,
and
it
did.
It
has
the
required
ever-so-slightly
acidic,
bittersweet
initial
taste,
followed
by
a
pleasantly
strong
coffee
flavour.
Our
waiter
suggests
we
try
a
Xangos,
which
he
claims
is
a
dolce
that
is
almost
exclusive
to
Ciociaro’s.
Think
of
a
cannoli
that
looks
like
a
spring
roll.
The
softened,
sugar
coated
crust
is
filled
with
cream
cheese
with
a
stream
of
caramel
that
lines
the
centre.
It
is
warm,
and
I
must
admit,
it
is
very
delicious.
Who
knows,
a
few
more
of
these
Xangos
and
I
might
forget
about
the
Catelli
incident.
Not
a
chance. – Reviewed
by
Reader
Sandro
(Oct/07).
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| Saturday,
October
27,
2007 |
Yuan
400
Sherbrooke
Est
(at
the
corner
of
St-Denis)
| Tel:
(514)
848-0513
o
say
that
this
restaurant
suffers
from
a
terrible
storefront
would
be
putting
it
gently.
This "creative
vegetarian" spot
is
in
a
building
with
a
tanning
salon
and
a
hippy
clothing
store,
each
with
their
own
signs
out
front,
and
all
three
sharing
one
common
entrance.
I've
lived
within
a
block
for
over
4
years,
and
I've
never
been
brave
enough
to
enter.
But
today
it
was
rainy,
and
I
guess
I
was
feeling
just
brave/bored
enough.
I've
also
received
a
number
of
requests
from
readers
for
more
vegetarian
reviews.
Hey,
they
didn't
specificy
'good'
reviews,
just
veggie-friendly...
Well,
if
this
resto
suffers
from
a
bad
storefront,
it
also
seems
to
suffer
from
not
knowing
what
kind
of
place
it
is.
The
menu
ranges
from
Thai
(Pad
Thai),
to
Chinese
(General
Tao,
hot
and
sour
soup),
and
sushi.
And
keep
in
mind
that
it's
vegetarian.
It's
all
made
with
mock
meat,
faux-fish,
and
flavoured
soy
product.
André ordered
General
Tao
with
wonton
soup
to
start,
four
pieces
of
sushi,
and
some
kind
of
pastry
with
coffee
for
dessert
($16.88).
I
ordered
3
different
kinds
of
sushi
with
hot
and
sour
soup
($16.46).
There
was
a
lunch
buffet
available
for
$9.99
but
buffets
generally
make
me
nervous
(lukewarm
food,
lingering
for
hours).
This
buffet,
though,
looked
pretty
good
and
I
may
go
back
again
for
lunch
through
the
week
when
it's
only
$6.99.
The
vegetarian
adventure
started
out
surprisingly
well.
We
were
seated
in
a
large
booth,
the
kind
with
low
tables
and
cushions
where
you
have
to
take
your
shoes
off.
The
soups
arrived
quickly
and
the
side
salads
were
very
good,
with
a
lovely
vinaigrette
made
of
rice
wine
vinegar
and
lots
of
ginger.
Everything
was
'a
little
bit
unusual',
but
good.

wonton
soup,
hot
and
sour
soup,
side
salads
with
great
vinaigrette

'California'
roll
with
red
pepper,
avocado,
and
fishy
soy
protein
The
sushi
was
also
excellent,
if
unusual.
The
fishy
soy
protein
had
more
flavour
than
the
usual
fake
crab
found
in
Montreal
versions
of
California
rolls.
The
'smoked
cheese'
sushi
I
ordered
didn't
really
taste
much
like
the
creamed
cheese
inside,
but
wowie
it
tasted
fabulously
of
dried
smoky
fish,
and
it
was
great.

smoked
cheese
sushi
Now
the
meal
took
a
turn
drastically
downhill.
There
was
a
very
long
pause
between
my
lunch
(sushi)
and
the
arrival
of
André's,
perhaps
20
minutes.
We
ate
my
sushi,
drank
tea,
looked
around,
took
pictures,
and
waited.
And
then
his
meal
came,
and
really,
what
can
I
say
that
the
photo
doesn't
say
for
itself:

vegetarian
General
Tao
A
small
scoop
of
wild
rice,
a
pile
of
uniform
balls
covered
in
what
tasted
like
jarred
sauce,
plain
broccoli
a
bit
undercooked,
and
seaweed
with
a
sweet
sesame
coating.
Let's
start
with
the
presentation
--
anyone
notice
the
gaping
large
white
space
on
the
left
side
of
the
plate?
How
about
the
rotation?
Isn't
the
main
protein
of
the
meal
supposed
to
be
set
in
front
of
you
at
the
6
o'clock
position?
(she
says,
as
her
waitress-past-life
sneaks
out
of
the
closet).
But
worse,
much
worse
than
the
plate
itself,
were
the
lukewarm
balls
of
fluff.
I
opened
several
in
search
of
the
chickeny-flavoured-soy-protein,
and
yes,
there
were
bits
of
something,
but
not
much
really.
It
was
mostly
a
lot
of
puffy
breading.
It
was
edible,
not
a
complete
disaster,
but
it
was
very,
very unspecial,
and
not
something
we'd
ever
order
again.
So,
a
rainy
Saturday
lunch
that
started
off
as
pleasantly
pleasing
veered
directly
into
a
dead-end
with
the
main
dish.
I
would
be
happy
to
eat
the
sushi
again,
and
maybe
someday
I'll
be
brave
enough
to
have
the
buffet
and
try
some
of
the
other
Chinese
glazed
fake
veggie
dishes
to
see
if
there's
anything
better
than
Mr.
Tao's
puff
balls. – Reviewed
by
Shelley
MacDonald
Beaulieu
(Oct/07)
[Shelley's
on
loan
to
MontrealFood
from
her
new
home
at www.OneRoastChicken.com]
|
| Thursday,
August
2,
2007 |
Yu
Hang
Restaurant
400,
boul.
Rene-Levesque
West
|
Tel.
(514)
866-8788
uo
Guo
(mandarin),
or
Hot
Pot
is
quite
the
experience.
To
those
uninitiated,
Hot
Pot
consists
of
big
bowls
of
broth
(different
flavours
of
course,
my
fav
being
the
sichuan/spicy
broth)
sitting
in
the
middle
of
the
table
that
are
used
to
cook
everything
from
meats
(nasty
bits
included),
seafood
and
vegetables – in
other
words,
it's
a
Chinese
fondue.
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My
recent
dinner
at
Yu
Hang
was
not
only
good,
but
all-you-can-eat
as
well!
Our
group
of
10
diners
had
two
big
bowls
of
broth
(each
bowl
split
in
two
containing
a
spicy
and
non-spicy
concoction)
and
loads
of
food.
I
highly
recommend
going
in
as
big
of
a
group
as
possible,
which
allows
you
to
sample
more
variety.
In
our
group,
we
ate
tofu,
mushrooms,
cuttlefish,
whole
shrimp,
carpaccio-style
beef
and
lamb,
beef
and
fish
balls,
kidneys
(more
elegantly
known
as
rognons),
tripe
(not
enough
of
it
though),
glass
noodles
and
more;
definitely
a
plethora
of
Asian
goodness.
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We
had
to
work
for
this
meal,
all
that
cooking
the
food
ourselves,
but
it
added
to
the
experience!
With
people
standing
while
eating,
stirring
the
broth
like
a
witch
at
her
cauldron,
this
active
meal
was
extremely
welcoming.
On
top
of
that,
spending
time
with
friends
and
talking
gastronomy
with
another
foodie
by
my
side,
I
couldn't
ask
for
more...
Then
again,
wheelchairs
would
have
been
helpful
in
carting
us
out
after
stuffing
ourselves
to
the
brim.
Nonetheless,
good
food,
good
company
and
a
$15,
a
quality
meal
that
would
make
anyone
grin
from
ear
to
ear. --
Reviewed
by
Reader
Huge
(April/07)
|
| Friday,
July
13th,
2007 |
Devi
1450
rue
Crescent,
Montreal
|
Tel.
(514)
286-0303
|
Metro
Guy-Concordia
 t's
tough
being
an
Indian
in
Montreal.
Tough,
when
you're
surrounded
by
10,000
Bangladeshis.
Okay,
rough
estimate,
but
when
it
comes
to
restaurants,
that
seems
to
be
about
the
status
quo.
See, "Indian
cuisine" isn't
really
anything
to
do
with
India;
it's
just
a
convenient
blanket
term
for
what
we
Westerners
will
invariably
describe
as "curry." The
origin
of
the
word
is
buried
in
the
mists
of
time;
some
say
it
comes
from
the
Tamil
word "kari," meaning "sauce." Others
say
it
comes
from
the
cooking
vessel
called
a
kadhai.
The
Brahmins
of
Tamil
Nadu
,
strict
vegetarians,
call
a
vegetable
dish
cooked
with
spices
and
coconut "Kaari." The
British
colonialists,
ever
the
pragmatists,
dumbed
it
down
to
the
word "curry."
In
reality,
though,
the
cuisines
of
the
sub-continent
of
Indo-Pakistan-Bangladesh
are
as
distinct
from
one
another
as
are,
say
the
cuisines
of
Liguria
and
Calabria,
or
Provence
and
Languedoc.
Which
brings
us
to
Devi,
a
truly
Indian
restaurant – as
opposed
to
Bangladeshi
or
Pakistani – buried
right
here
in
the
throbbing
center
of
Montreal,
the
place
where
some
would
argue
that
all
things
Montreal
converge:
Crescent
Street.

The
Strip.
Formula
One.
Winnie's.
Newtown.
Hard
Rock
Café.
Tourists
like
army
ants,
swarming
the
terrasses
and
quaffing
their
Boréale
Blondes
with
red-faced
enthusiasm.
Who
would
ever
want
to
put
an
Indian
restaurant
down
here?
But
someone
did,
and
it's
named
Devi,
which
is
the
Sanskrit
word
for
goddess.
That
someone
not
only
created
the
restaurant;
he
bought
the
whole
building.
The
interior
is
wood-luxe
and
spacious.
Bay
windows
look
upon
the
summer
mayhem
that
is
Crescent
Street
on
a
warm
evening.

One
look
at
the
menu
and
you
know
you're
not
in
a
London
curry
house
any
more.
While
some
familiar
staples
remain:
Chicken
Tikka
Masala,
(the "National
Dish
of
Britain,")
and
Butter
Chicken,
unfamiliar
ones
pop
out
at
you.
What
on
earth
is
Chicken
Chettinad
Korma?
Why,
chicken
curry
cooked
with
onion,
tomato,
coconut,
tamarind
and
curry
leaves,
silly.
(Chettinad
is
a
district
of
the
southernmost
region
of
India.)
And
Nihari?
Never
heard
of
it?
Lamb
curry
made
with
onion,
gram
flour,
garam
masala
and
other
arcane
Indian
spices.
I
defy
you
to
find
it
on
99%
of
the
other "Indian" restaurants
in
Montreal.
Can't
be
done.
Navrattan
Korma:
assorted
vegetables
and
cocktail
fruits
in
a
creamy
white
sauce
made
with
onion,
yogurt,
cashew
and
almond
paste
and
flavored
with
cardamom.
Cocktail
fruits?
Namasté,
my
friends,
namasté.

The
menu
is
not
sprawling
and
is
not
organised
like
the
formulaic
hacks
of
most "indian" restaurants
in
Montreal.
There
are
familiar
faces – we
have
the
naan,
the
saag
paneer,
the
seekh
kebab,
after
all – but
there
are
many
strangers,
namely,
Manchurian
Cauliflower
(crispy
corn
flour-coated
cauliflower
tossed
in
tangy
tomato
sauce,
flavored
with
garlic
curry
leaf
and
mustard
seeds – okay,
not
going
to
be
reproducing
that
in
my
kitchen
any
time
soon),
Raj
Kachor
(semolina
puff
filled
with
potatoes,
chick
peas
and
sprouts
topped
with
yogurt
and
chutney)
or
Mushroom
Gilawati
Kebab
(minced
mushrooms,
oil,
cumin,
red
chili
powder,
garam
masala
and
butter).
Seen
that
at
your
neighborhood
Tikka
joint
lately?
I
thought
not.
Best
tread
lightly,
we
thought,
and
started
off
with
the
Lamb
Seekh
Kebab
and
Pepper
Shrimp.
The
lamb
was
in
six-inch
skewers
of
highly
spiced
ground
meat,
grilled
to
a
turn;
meaty,
moist
and
delicious.
The
shrimp
were
jumbos,
rolled
up
tightly,
tails
on,
marinated
with
a
mixture
of
what
seemed
to
be
ginger
and
garlic
and
chilies
with
a
heavy
dose
of
black
pepper
in
a
sour-cream-based
sauce.
I
would
go
back
every
night
just
for
that
crunch-squish-meaty-shrimpy
taste
implosion,
if
circumstances
permitted.
Both
were
accompanied
with
a
side
of
baby
greens
bathed
in
an
unearthly
vinaigrette
slammed
with
a
hefty
dose
of
spice.
Seeking
an
Xtreme
Indian
experience
is
always
a
chore
for
me,
because
I'm
what
some
might
call
a "Chile-head," and
I
know
that
chefs
(especially
in
Montreal – better
watch
what
you
ask
for
in
San
Francisco,
as
you
might
just
get
it)
tend
to
take
pity
on
the
customer
and
halve
the
heat
he
requests,
just
in
case
the
guy
is
a
roving
braggart
out
to
impress
his
friends;
wouldn't
want
to
embarrass
the
poor
guy
after
all.
So
I
ordered
the
Chicken
Tikka
Masala "extra
hot" and
my
companion
ordered
the
Chicken
Korma.
I
know,
safe
bets,
but
we
wanted
to
see
how
the
kitchen
handled
the
basics.
As
expected,
the
Tikka
was
not
even
approaching
10
on
my
Scoville
meter,
but
was
nonetheless
unctuously
insinuating,
moist
and
earthy
in
a
rich
brown
spice-studded
sauce
that
wedded
with
the
fluffy
saffron
basmati
rice
most
satisfactorily.
My
companion
opted
for
the
naan,
he
being
of
a
Northern
persuasion,
and
he
happily
plucked
up
his
Korma – chicken
in
a
creamy
white
sauce
made
of
onion,
yogurt,
cashew,
almond
paste
and
cardamom – with
gusto.

The
service,
it
might
be
mentioned,
was
attentive – one
might
even
say
overly
attentive,
but
it's
what
one
might
expect
from
a
nervous
restaurant
open
only
one
month.
There's
no
telling
how
this
little
Indian
jewel
will
fare
in
this
sea
of
sub-continental
competition,
and
no
telling
how
it
will
prosper
while
surrounded
by
a
sea
of
unabashed
consumerism,
but
we
certainly
wish
it
well.
Namasté. – Reviewed
by
Chef
Nick
(June/07)
|
| Thursday,
June
28th,
2007 |
Bofinger
5667
Sherbrooke
St.
W.
|
Tel.
514.315-5056
his
place
is
a
keeper.
With
a
common
owner
at
nearby
restaurants
La
Lousianne
and
Claremont – both
mid-level
concept
restaurants,
La
Lousianne
is
Cajun
textured,
Claremont
is
a
good
neighbourhood
bistro – Bofinger
sticks
its
digits
into
the
smokehouse
and
pulls
out
a
pungent
mess
of
good
eating.

Good
barbeque
has
nothing
to
do
with
fast
flame
gas
grills.
Boys
will
be
boys
and
grills
will
be
grills;
but
smokin'
demands
a
man's
attention
...
12
to
18
hours
at
just
the
right
temperature
with
just
the
right
combination
of
hard
woods
for
flavour
and
charcoal
for
a
slow,
slow
burn.
Too
high
and
we
are
roasting.
Too
low
a
temperature,
well
you
don't
want
to
go
there.
But
Bofinger
gets
it
just
right.
Here
are
the
basics
for
BBQ
101,
as
we
rarely
taste
them
in
this
town:
pulled
pork,
a
dynamite
BBQ
chicken,
beef
ribs,
pork
ribs,
beef
brisket,
wings
and
burgers.
That's
it.
Simple
food,
but
spend
overnight
in
the
kitchen
smoke
oven
and
you'll
be
ready
for
a
dip
in
the
sauce
too.
Main
dishes
get
a
choice
of
one
or
two
sides.
There
is
rib-sticking
macaroni
and
cheese,
decent
but under-whelming
baked
beans,
a
tart
cucumber
salad,
coleslaw,
bean,
and
potato
salads.
Choose
the
dish
you
want,
say
a
plate
of
3
pork
ribs
(you
could
go
for
6
but
remember,
the
pig
is
on
the
plate)
and
add
one
or
two
of
the
sides.
There
are
brews
from
St.-Ambroise
street
and
bottled
fruit
juices
while
iced
tea
and
sodas
come
with
the
meals
and
are
at
a
self-serve
tap – as
much
as
you
want.
Bofinger
has
a
few
salads
and
desserts
as
well
but
more
could
be
done
in
this
line.
Sandwiches
are
great.
There
is
a
hefty
Cuban
BBQ
pork
sandwich,
a
poboy
that
is
less
New
Orleans
and
more
corner
deli
but
still
tasty
with
layers
of
cold
cuts,
and
a
great
smoked
burger
that
comes
with
enough
toppings
(hot
peppers,
pickles,
guacomole,
onions,
mushrooms,
etc.
etc.)
to
make
this
a
super
veggie
special
sans
patty!
But
since
the
big
feature
at
Bofinger
is
BBQ,
come
hungry
to
eat
meat.

Pork
ribs
with
a
side
of
slaw

A
hamburger
with
all
the
fixings
(there
is
a
thick
beef
patty
somewhere
in
there)
plus
sides
of
mac
'n
cheese,
and
cucumber
salad
After
you've
chosen
your
platter,
now
comes
the
big
decision.
Which
sauce
to
add?
They
range
the
BBQ
map
from
a
vinegary
Kentucky
to
a
sweet
and
mustardy
South Carolina
version
and,
my
favourite,
a
simple
Texas
slow
cooked
smoky
sauce.
There
are
also
two
whoop-ass
versions – Memphis
Magic
and
Atomic
Alabama – both
long
on
heat
and
better
on
Bofinger's
wings
than
the
smoked
meats.
For
added
heat,
check
out
Bofinger's
wall
of
flame
with
dozens
of
different
hot
sauces.
Gastro
emptor.
The
menu
still
needs
a
little
work.
It
should
have
a
combo
plate
with
a
bit
of
everything;
also
more
than
a
few
undistinguished
desserts
(with
maybe
some
of
that
luscious
bread
pudding
and
chocolate
pecan
pie
from
La
Lousianne,
up
the
street);
oh
yeah,
and
an
espresso
machine
that
is
not
just
for
the
boss!
Bofinger
has
plenty
of
tables
and
booths
inside
where
it's
bright,
airy,
and
noisy.
Each
table
has
a
roll
of
paper
towels and
the
booth
partitions
can
be
removed
so
you
can
get
a
large
group
together. There
are
several
tables
outside
for
alfresco
munching
on
one
of
the
widest
sidewalks
on
Sherbrooke.
St.
Bofinger
has
only
counter
service
and
it
can
get
packed
at
noon
and
dinner
time.
The
crowds
are
so
thick
that
there are
no
plans
to
take
credit
or
debit
cards.
("It
slows
us
down
too
much," said
one
server.)
So
it's
cash
only.
Thankfully,
you
won't
need
to
spend
much. It's
hard
to
spend more
than
$10
on
a
meal
here.
Our
meal
of
an
all-dressed
burger
with
two
sides,
and
a
plate
of
ribs,
iced
tea
and
a
beer
came
to
$25
taxes
and
tip
included. There
are
meat
and
rib
packs
to
go
for
6
or
more
people
ranging
from
$35
to
$99.
Service
is
great,
and
the
place
is
good
for
those
with
ambulatory
problems.
Everything
is
on
the
ground
floor.
Oh,
and
this
is
not
to
be
confused
with
Montreal
style
smoked
meat
parlours
such
as
Lester's
or
Schwartz's,
where
the
brisket
still
carries
a
Yiddishe
Romanian
tam;
instead
Bofinger
finally
gives
us
a
taste
of
how
pork,
beef
and
chicken
get
served
south
of
the
border.
Yee-haw! – Reviewed
by
Barry
Lazar
(June/07)
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| Tuesday,
June
5,
2007 |
Le
Club
chasse
et
pêche
423,
rue
Saint-Claude,
Old
Montréal
|
Tel.
(514)
861-1112
 e
had
difficulty
getting
reservations
at
this
top-of-the-line
restaurant
in
Old
Montreal
which
opened
in
January
2005.
It
reminded
me
of
a
piece
by
Dave
Barry
from In
Search
of
Excellence that
went
like
this:
This
striving
for
excellence
extends
into
people's
personal
lives
as
well.
When
'80s
people
buy
something,
they
buy
the
best
one,
as
determined
by
(1)
price
and
(2)
lack
of
availability.
Eighties
people
buy
imported
dental
floss.
They
buy
gourmet
baking
soda.
If
an
'80s
couple
goes
to
a
restaurant
where
they
have
made
a
reservation
three
weeks
in
advance,
and
they
are
informed
that
their
table
is
available,
they
stalk
out
immediately,
because
they
know
it
is
not
an
excellent
restaurant.
If
it
were,
it
would
have
an
enormous
crowd
of
excellence-oriented
people
like
themselves
waiting,
their
beepers
going
off
like
crickets
in
the
night.
An
excellent
restaurant
wouldn't
have
a
table
ready
immediately
for
anybody
below
the
rank
of
Liza
Minnelli.
The
three
of
us,
being
the
excellence-oriented
people
we
are,
got
down
to
business
immediately:
the
wine!
Our
first
choice,
a
Charles
Hours
Jurancon
Sec
($46)
was
too
acidic.
It
was
neither
off,
nor
corked,
nor
otherwise
spoiled – it
was
just
too
acidic
for
our
taste.
No
problem – we
were
immediately
offered
a
replacement
at
no
extra
cost,
a
great
dry
white
chardonnay
from
Mâcon
Bussières,
Domaine
La
Sarazinière,
Cuvée
Claude
Seigneuret
2003
($41).
In
my
modest
dining
experience,
no
restaurant
has
ever
taken
a
wine
back
just
because
the
taste
was
not
as
I
expected.
Many
years
ago
at
a
local
Spanish
restaurant,
my
Parisian
friend
sent
a
wine
back
to
the
kitchen
claiming
that it
had
traveled.
To
which
the
waiter
replied: Of
course,
how
did
you
think
it
got
here
from
France? It's
a
jungle
out
there,
but
not
at
Le
Club.

The
service
remained
friendly
and
of
the
highest
standard
throughout
the
evening.
Our
second
pleasant
surprise
was
the
bottled
water.
Bottled
bubbles
are
the
new "in" thing.
The
Chateldon
water
from
the
Auvergne
carries
the
picture
of
Louis
XIV
and
the
date
of
1650.
It
is
said
that
it
was
the
personal
water
of
king
Louis
XIV.
Some
have
refuted
that
claim
by
pointing
out
that
the
Chateldon
source
was
only
discovered
in
1774.
Nevertheless,
it
is
known
to
be
beneficial
for
people
suffering
from
skin
diseases
and
digestive
disorders.
In
other
words,
Restospy
territory.
For
me,
this
was
the
night
of
the
pig.
I
started
with
a
juicilicious
risotto
of
braised
piglet
($8).
This
was
followed
by
kurobuta,
black
Japanese
pig,
made
two
ways
(longe
et
flanc),
with
baked
potatoes
($27).
This
is
the
best
and
most
tender
pork
anywhere,
renowned
for
its
marbled
texture
and
superior
taste.
The
kurobuta
is
originally
from
England
and
emigrated
to
Japan
in
the
19th
century
on
a
diplomatic
visa.
But
wait,
it
gets
even
better.
The
main
courses
at
the
Club
have
at
least
one
marked costaud.
Costaud
is
a
French
word
meaning for
hungry
lumberjacks
just
back
from
the
Yukon.
Today
it
was
Guinea
hen
(pintade)
with
an
apple
and
Porto
sauce
($23).
I
hope
that
this
costaud
thing
catches
on
in
other
restaurants.
My
women
checked
out
the
seafood.
One
started
with
scallops
and
fennel
($12),
four
bite-sized
delicacies.
That
was
followed
by
another
winner,
the
grilled
swordfish
with
a
vinaigrette
and
truffle
sauce
($26).
I
will
say
no
more.
This
is
as
good
as
it
gets
in
Old
Montreal.

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